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Seriously.

My sweet tooth is going CrAZy!!!

I tried giving up sugar.
That was a bust (I blame the stress from the past couple weeks).

Then I tried eating less.
That worked a little better.

But then this week comes.
I sleep on the couch one night... and move to my bed around 6 am... barely coherent.

The next morning I wake up ... walk to the bathroom ... look in the mirror...
and I have OREO RESIDUE ON MY LIPS.

Not even a joke. I sleep ate Oreos.

This, my friends, is a feat.

First, because I ate them in my sleep... and didn't choke and die.
Second, because I don't even really like Oreos. I eat them on extremely extremely rare occasions.
(My childhood bff and I once ate a whole pack...this spawned the distaste.)

Until I find a solution... I'm gonna stick to my jolly ranchers. They seem to help.

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  1. Siovhan, I have heard of a lot of somnabulism stories, but never have I ever heard of someone eating Oreos in their sleep. That is a feat!
    -David

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  2. bahahahahahahahaha....i nearly peed myself reading this! i was laughing so hard i cried!

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  3. drew and i agree. you are totally out of control!!!

    love it!

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  4. That is so my life right now too!! Maybe it's February blues. Oh wait, it's March...it's supposed to be bright and sunny and bloomy and cheery...

    Perhaps I live in Oregon too and didn't realize it. Oh the rain!!

    I don't like Oreos either but lately I can't get enough. I have no excuse.

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  5. I have been trying SO hard to give up sweets! Well maybe not that hard because really I only last about hmmm...3 hours on a good day!

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  6. Siovhan,
    Thanks for making me feel better about myself. Recently, I have woken up repeatedly to finding out that I also ate in my sleep. I find out the moment I find an empty container...such as, of cookies, chips, or crackers. It's funny, but also kinda freaky :)

    Sabina_from_work :P

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