As I watched one of my favorite episodes of Gilmore Girls I identified with Lorelai when she said this (she needed to write a letter of recommendation):
"Because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I am wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners, the Germans wore grey, you wore blue Casablance, "Casablanca" is such a good movie, "Casablanca" the white house, Bush, why don't I drive a hybrid car?, I should really drive a hybrid car, I should really take my bicycle to work, bicycle, unicycle, unitard, hockey puck, rattle snake, monkey monkey underpants."Ahhhh. My soulmate. Or at least brainwave mate.